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Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:32 pm OPEN LETTER TO THE CONCEPT OF TRAVEL
You know what? Fuck travel, fuck leaving the house, fuck MOVING. I'm not going to Cork until somebody fucking well comes up here and makes me. I'm not going to fucking Oxford in June. If I get on another plane this year there had best be a car, a hotel, a beach, and no fucking expectations waiting for me at the other end.
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Jul. 10th, 2008 @ 10:33 pm LIFE UPDATE
i rode twenty-five miles on my bicycle today and then my ass fell off
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Apr. 21st, 2008 @ 03:51 pm I'd rather NEW JACK SWING ON MY NUTS
oh jesus I woke up today and the infection had manifested

IOSYS IS NO PROTECTION AT ALL
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Feb. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:01 pm Godspeed you headless mobile
Someone woke me up calling my mobile, I dumped it on the floor (open) and went back to bed as soon as they shut up. Inevitably I stepped on it! The screen snapped neatly off and sheared off four tiny ribbon cables from inside the hinge.

It turns out my phone has cockroach DNA.

It still powers on, I can answer calls, provided I put the phone on speaker, I can even make them, if I'm careful about dialing!

This is not in any way a supportable state of affairs!

I need a new phone, Internet. What's cheap and looks flash and plays MP3 ringtones so I can continue having the MGS codec tone signal me when I have a call? I have no other requirements.

Apart from maybe Bluetooth, so when I get a call I can stick my finger in my ear and growl THIS IS SNAKE

METAL GEAR!?!!?!?!
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lambda, pokey
Dec. 24th, 2007 @ 03:54 am six got-damned batches of fudge
Current Mood: six got-damned batches of fudg
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lambda, pokey
Oct. 24th, 2007 @ 11:25 am (no subject)
Dear Internet,
Some things have happened and you will not be able to visit me in my house for another six weeks. I am sorry.

Love,
Roscoe
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Aug. 12th, 2007 @ 04:55 am I heard a meme
"Leave a comment if you want to know what I really think of you, and I'll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty."
There is more but I took it out. I heard this is some kind of meme, you are probably supposed to do something else with it, I would have to ask Richard Dawkins.
Ending clause does not preclude strategic omission.
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lambda, pokey
Aug. 3rd, 2007 @ 04:26 pm (no subject)
haha never mind

see you in two more years, undergraduate education

happy thirtieth birthday, me w/ bachelor's degree
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Jun. 15th, 2007 @ 02:09 pm weekly review #1
UCD sent me their offer, I have undergrad place. Also I was in bed and needed to sneeze but I couldn't move my arms fast enough so I sneezed into Liz's shoulder it was rad.

WEEK RATING: AAA+
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Nov. 13th, 2006 @ 06:53 pm (no subject)
I guess I might as well show everyone else the stupid thing I didCollapse )
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